Got a Playboy on the table

Says he reads it for the sports,

but what his beady eyes are probing

are not the game reports.



Got a Penthouse under his mattress

says he needs it for support

but I think your bed is saggin'

from a demon's unseen force.



(Chorus):

What's goin' on

in Paul's dirty mind?

What's goin' on

the truth's hard to find (x2)



Loves his Sunday paper

with the little Walmart ads.

Scopin' out the lingerie

they come in solids, stripes and plaids.

Cutting up the catalogs

you're saving girls in bras.

Better cut it out, Willis

your breaking Jesus' laws.

(Chorus):

What's goin' on

in Paul's dirty mind?

What's goin' on

the truth's hard to find (x2)



(Bridge)



Your mind's in the gutter

your head's in the toilet.

God's given you your body

but you're only gonna spoil it, spoil it, spoil it!

(Matthew 15:19-20, Mark 4:24a, Luke 8:18a, 2 Corinthians 10:5)