You too can be band of the year

You too can have another beer

You too can top the reader's poll

You too can refuse an angel's coal

You too can have a Bible study

You too can be as clear as muddy

You too can win another Grammy

You too can condemn Jim and Tammy

You too can make your music moody

You too can cuss in a movie

You too can cause a hum and rattle

You too can fight a worldly battle

You too can have three chords and the truth

You too can confuse a generation of youth

You too can try to make some sense

You too can bravely ride the fence

You too can say you help the poor

You too can speak out against war

You too can get some earthly wealth

You too can contradict yourself

You too can create your own style

You too can ride high for a little while

You too can be on the cover of time

You too can draw a moving line

You too can run before you walk

You too can spray paint on a rock

You too can see the warning sign

You too can offend Caroline.

(James 4:4, Luke 8:13?, James 5:16)